Friday, July 27, 2007 4:48 PM
wanted to share these 2 videos with u guys. i think it's kinda funny. well, for those who watch project runway & know who shinhwa is.. u will know what i mean. lazy to go back to my past entries to see, so i gg to post again in here =P click on shinhwa or project runway to watch the videos : )read 8DAYS a couple of times.. because of the content abt the rude list. there were tons of 'em. not to forget the phrases that we used oftenly. also, a joke which i think it's really gross ( picture it in ur head & u will get what i'm driving at )- observing aloud that people of a race different from yours all look alike.- allowing your gaze to drop below waist level when talking to someone at the urinal.- using the urinal directly next to someone when there's another one further away that's unoccupied.- peeing at a urinal with all your might as if you were putting out a fire, hence splashing all over your neighbour's footwear.- giving up your seat for someone whom you're not sure is pregnant or just a little fat.- telling someone that an obese person who takes up more than one seat should give up his place so that two regular-sized persons can sit down.- telling someone you find her/him familiar but can't remember from where because she/he has a "common face".- assuming someone with big boobs wearing a low-cut blouse appreciates being stared at.- assuming someone with a flat chest wearing a low-cut blouse appreciates not being stared at.- holding a friendly social hug for more than five seconds.- allowing your hands to drop to the butt in the hug during those five seconds.- wearing a white swimsuit at a public pool.- wearing white swimming trunks at a public pool.- wearing white briefs to swim at a public pool.- not trimming your bush when wearing bikini bottoms at a public pool or beach.- peeing in a public shower.- peeing in a public pool.- not showering after a gym session and then going out to meet with your friends.the joke:a couple had been happily married for years. the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke up. the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her gag. she pleaded with him to stop but to no avail. one thanksgiving morning, as she was preparing the turkey, a cheeky thought came to her. she took the bowl of turkey innards, went to their bedroom upstairs where her husband was sould asleep, and poured the guts into his boxers. some time later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual farts, followed by a blood-curdling scream. yes, the prank worked! she laughed. about 20 minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. "honey, you were right. all these years you warned me and i didn't listen to you," he said. "you always told me i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. but by the grace of god, some vaseline, and these two fingers, i think i got most of them back in."
