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Friday, July 27, 2007 4:48 PM

wanted to share these 2 videos with u guys. i think it's kinda funny. well, for those who watch project runway & know who shinhwa is.. u will know what i mean. lazy to go back to my past entries to see, so i gg to post again in here =P click on shinhwa or project runway to watch the videos : )

read 8DAYS a couple of times.. because of the content abt the rude list. there were tons of 'em. not to forget the phrases that we used oftenly. also, a joke which i think it's really gross ( picture it in ur head & u will get what i'm driving at )

- observing aloud that people of a race different from yours all look alike.
- allowing your gaze to drop below waist level when talking to someone at the urinal.
- using the urinal directly next to someone when there's another one further away that's unoccupied.
- peeing at a urinal with all your might as if you were putting out a fire, hence splashing all over your neighbour's footwear.
- giving up your seat for someone whom you're not sure is pregnant or just a little fat.
- telling someone that an obese person who takes up more than one seat should give up his place so that two regular-sized persons can sit down.
- telling someone you find her/him familiar but can't remember from where because she/he has a "common face".
- assuming someone with big boobs wearing a low-cut blouse appreciates being stared at.
- assuming someone with a flat chest wearing a low-cut blouse appreciates not being stared at.
- holding a friendly social hug for more than five seconds.
- allowing your hands to drop to the butt in the hug during those five seconds.
- wearing a white swimsuit at a public pool.
- wearing white swimming trunks at a public pool.
- wearing white briefs to swim at a public pool.
- not trimming your bush when wearing bikini bottoms at a public pool or beach.
- peeing in a public shower.
- peeing in a public pool.
- not showering after a gym session and then going out to meet with your friends.

the joke:

a couple had been happily married for years. the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke up. the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her gag. she pleaded with him to stop but to no avail. one thanksgiving morning, as she was preparing the turkey, a cheeky thought came to her. she took the bowl of turkey innards, went to their bedroom upstairs where her husband was sould asleep, and poured the guts into his boxers. some time later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual farts, followed by a blood-curdling scream. yes, the prank worked! she laughed. about 20 minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. "honey, you were right. all these years you warned me and i didn't listen to you," he said. "you always told me i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. but by the grace of god, some vaseline, and these two fingers, i think i got most of them back in."

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 3:15 PM

decided to read thru my past blog entries. and i realised that.. i do swear alot inside. also, i found several photos which i took with my friends in sch. man, i can still remember the days when we crap around.. making jokes till no one's interested in the lesson.. eating sweets while the teacher's teaching ( dat's me!.. hee.. to prevent myself from dozing off ) .. listening to our mp3s when there's a free period etc. and i uploaded again some photos taken back when we were in sec4 or 5. there was one that erm.. amer didn't want to see. lol. kept asking me not to upload, cos it was a little.. weird. haha. now, i think u wouldn't mind, right? =X
so.. here it is..

my haircut. kinda short right?

shall upload more photos again : )

1:23 PM

生命数为2 ( http://astro.lady.qq.com/a/20051021/000004.htm )

  很能享受亲密关系恨极独处很会挑剔伴侣,遭拒就泄气

  生命数字2的人,天生敏感,擅长分析,由于对照与比较能力突出,使得生命数字2的人成为一流的批评家。一般说来,生命数为2的人,个性较强而且呈两极的刚柔兼具。

  生命数为2的女性,性格中稍带男性阳刚特质,而生命数为2的男性则具备了女性阴柔的一面,也许您从外型上,就很容易察觉出来。

  另外,生命数为2的人,还有一种双重性格,那就是他们可以在极端独立和极度依赖中任意游离。我们可以从圣经中,亚当和夏娃的依存关系而清楚了解这点。

  由于夏娃天生就依赖着亚当,因此这也是为何生命数为2的人特别依赖别人的原因;有些人甚至形容生命数为2的人常像水蛭一样依附他人,而他们也的确给人他很依赖你也很需要你的感觉,可是如果你一旦不顺从他的要求,他们也可以立刻转向他们非常独立的一面。

  因此生命数字2的人,他的人生课题是学习不要过度倚附他人,试着在过度依赖与过于独立间,平衡取舍。

  在爱情关系方面,生命数字2的人,较情绪化,感情热切而强烈,他们十分能享受亲密关系也恨极独处;对生命数为2的人而言,凡事有伴是很重要的。但也由于热中亲密关系,不免容易挑剔伴侣,他们很会要求对方,而一旦遭拒,则又沮丧不已。

  由于并非每个人都喜欢承担这样紧迫的情感压力,因此很多人都会抗拒,甚至对这种要求过多的生命数为2族避之唯恐不及。

  当与生命数为2的人谈感情时,第一步要弄清楚的就是他有求于你的究竟是什么?如果要求合理,而你也乐于听从的话,那你就大可好好享受那浓浓的亲密关系。

  另一方面,也常见于生命数为2的情况,那就是当他们要求过多时。如果是什么都要,却未相对付出的话,那你也许就得与其解释公平合理与等量回馈的问题了。不妨与生命数为2的人沟通哪些要求你可以接受,而哪些则超出你的负荷,如果仍无法取得共识,那么是否该继续交往,就得从长计议了,而这也许正意味着您生命数为2的朋友还没学会他的人生课题,不要过度依赖别人,公平对待双方。

Monday, July 23, 2007 6:05 PM

hmm.. gonna do a confession post todae. if u ask me why, i would say it's becos 4 years go.. i already missed the chance to do so. now, i just want to type out whatever i shld have said ( or maybe hand written a letter ) during that year. i guess this is the only solution to my problem.

i first fell for you 6 years ago. when i was in sec1, u had an impact on me. u caught my attention during the sch's singing competition. till now, i can still remember the song u sang. it was definitely a memorable one for me. i was attracted to u since then. when i was in sec2, a few days before that special occasion.. i had made up my mind to make u a card. of course, i didn't give it to u personally. later on, when i msg-ed u to ask abt the present, u said that u appreciate it. well, i'm happy to hear that. when i'm abt to be in sec3.. my feelings for u grew stronger & stronger each dae. i wished that we could be friends. even when u were abt to leave the sch, i still dun have the courage to tell u. it was hard for me to say. 6 years later, as i'm typing this, i wanted to say that - u will never be forgotten. and i never thought that i could like someone for so long.



there's nth much to watch on tv lately, even when u have scv. i guess i gonna rely on the internet. i can surf net, play games & watch movies online. it will also settle my crave for idol drama ( i'm still waiting for ISWAK 2 ) and tv serials like ghost whisperer & friends etc. see? can kill many birds with one stone man =P i think i really can't live without it. hee.

Saturday, July 21, 2007 1:50 PM

by now, most of you would have heard or seen the latest news abt the star blogger, xiaxue. so.. i'm just giving my two cents' worth abt this issue.

basically, she had this list ( with names of people whom she thinks it's disgusting or lame ) and giving marks on 'em accordingly. oh yea, she said she did grade herself too. and guess what? it's only 3 marks. the reason? she was short & fat. fyi, steven lim.. maia lee & that auntie ( from the movie just follow law ) were in the list also. she gave 10, 9 & 6 marks respectively. what i don't understand is that, why must she comment on the auntie leh? i mean.. ( from my point of view ) she's just trying to keep up with the times. there's nothing wrong, right? the auntie was going with the flow ( the youngsters ) .. by having a blog of her own and to let the others get to know her better. well, i must say that it's a hip & cool thing to do. some of her actions may be a little too exaggerating, but there's no harm in it. and perhaps, she does all that just for entertainment. can't she be a comedienne?

she mentioned that those people think too highly of themselves. oh really? how abt yourself, miss? u are like.. the pot calling the kettle black. i just feel that.. she's less discreet in her actions than the other people. don't u guys think so? firstly, it's the news abt the JB incident. secondly, she got "sacked" from stomp as she couldn't keep up with the requirements. lastly, this.

felt soooo much better after lashing it all out. pretty people = bimbos? maybe it's true.


hmm.. the movie hostel 2 wasn't up to my expectations. it was less scary & gross than the 1st film. yawns. u can go to http://www.episodenetwork.com to watch online movies. there are tons of it. enjoy ~

abt to get hooked on another show called ripley's believe it or not!. the show will have some amazing people doing strange acts & unbelieveable stories.

1) the world's tallest man was killed literally.. by his own shoes. he wore a whopping size 36. and it was the nails ( that was used to hold the shoes together ) which ended his life. after he was injured, it left him with infections.. and he died at a very young age of 22.

2) a girl from india had her scalp ripped off.. together with the flesh, leaving the bones being exposed. it happened on a ferris wheel ride, when her ponytails got entangled with something.

3) a woman had used body paint on herself.. and went out semi-naked. her upper body was painted like a real halter top or something. and she bravely walked through the crowd. but it was pretty obvious, 'cos her boobs were dangling too much on the outside.

4) a guy who slept in the same room with his.. dead wife. he sort of.. built a small room at the large field ( of a farm ) . it was told that he didn't want to be separated from her, so he even got the room decorated with candles etc. he loved her.. simply very much.


oh yes ~ got the news that michael ballack may be fit to play in the new season. wheee ~

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:12 PM

25 days more till the start of the 2007/08 EPL season : )

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:28 AM

bro came back from his hk trip on sat. den dad & i went to pick him up at BPP. along the way, he gave me my present.. hee ~ it was a tweety bird plush toy :D after awhile, we reached his hostel to help him unpack his luggage. he took alot of photos, among which are several wax figurines like jackie chan.. andy lau.. michael jackson.. miriam yeung.. twins.. madonna.. bae yong jun etc. pretty interesting & realistic.

my first exam starts on 18/10/07. and it's gg to be the phy & chem PRACTICAL paper. zz. hope i dun make the same mistake this time round.

32 days till the start of 2007/08 EPL season : )

Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:41 AM

time really pass by very fast. didn't update my blog for 1 mth, and my exams are gg to start on the oct 17 or 18. i got bowen sec for my school centre :( i was hoping to get a sch near my place.. like skss ( and it's not becos i like the sch or wad.. ) cos i'm familiar with the place for 6yrs already, so i will have no problem adapting to it. on the other hand, i got a sch which i'm TOTALLY not used to.. and i guess i will not meet anyone i know at there also. ) oh well, i just have to bear with it for a few days ( luckily it's 2 subjects only ) .

and.. i finally went for a haircut on tue. should we ever meet up.. lihui, dun be shocked upon seeing me, ok? lol. maybe i like to get back to those days whereby my hair was short for some time. i felt much more lighter after a big chunk of my hair was cut off. i think some of u will realise how short it is only.. when i show u the photo in which i TIED up my hair.

i came across something that seems.. strange to me. just a few days ago.. i was watching tv at night.. when suddenly, the screen ( at the bottom ) was showing "good night!" i was puzzled. the problem is, both of the remote controls were just beside the tv! obviously, it wasn't me who meddled with the controls. and i dun think the remote controls can come up with the words. it stayed there for some time.. so in the end, i decided to switch off.. and on again.

last week, i realised that many adults were writing in to the forum.. to complain abt the attitude of certain students ( mainly ) on several occasions. i immediately felt angry. cos it happened to me THRICE. i just don't know why.. i didn't lose my temper at those assholes. first, it was the incident at vivo's cold storage. i was helping my dad to pick out some fruits or potatoes while he was looking thru some other food stuff. so after doing that, i wanted to take a plastic bag for the items. i was trying to tear out a bag ( and sometimes it doesn't come off straight away ) , when suddenly.. this auntie from nowhere ( or maybe behind my back ) just snatched it away from me. of course, i was shocked. WTF. the reason why i was so agitated was becos.. she can't even wait for a few secs, and i believed that it wasn't the ONLY roll of plastic bags among the cartons of fruits etc. furthermore, she didn't bother to ask if i can give the bag to her first. i would have passed it to her.. like if she's in a rush or smth. i can always shout back at that stupid idiotic auntie.. and i'm not afraid of losing face and letting ppl have this impression that i'm a rough person. second, it was the incident that happened inside a lift. i was standing near the lift buttons when it stopped at a certain floor. den this lady ( again, i won't mention what race she was from ) came in & stand on the left side of the lift. suddenly, she blurted out, "eh, u better faster come in, if not she wouldn't press the button & wait for u." of course, i was damn pissed. or maybe it was just a small part of my fault that i didn't press.. since i was near the lift buttons. but, since she came in first ( and it was after a few secs that her son wanted to enter ) , she could have HELPED to press. instead, she somehow just stood there, telling her son to come in quickly. hello, if i didn't press.. and u were inside too, u also can do it, right? common sense man. imagine i got "scolded" by someone who behaved like a statue of sir stamford raffles.. and didn't bother to press the buttons to let her OWN SON enter the lift. third, it happened inside a bus near the stop at my sch there. i was ready to sit down.. when the bus driver was calling out to me. he said that i didn't tap my card. i explained that i did, so i went back to sit. however, he insisted that i didn't.. and kept telling me to tap. i was angry, cos i did tap.. and i didn't want to do it again, as it means that i paid twice for a one way trip to the sk interchange. the uncle like.. didn't want to start driving. i told my friends fiercely that i really didn't want to pay again. bloody hell, in order not to stand in the way of the other ppl, i just tapped for the second time. also, i wouldn't have just gone off and sat down.. without tapping my card. cos, there were alot of ppl inside the bus, and surely some will notice if i had done it. and.. usually if my card had an error, i would let the person behind me to tap first.. before i try again. FYI, the bus plate was SBS 327J.

so pls, do not say that we ( the teenagers ) are being rude to the adults. the above incidents, it really happened to me. don't ask me why i still remember these things. cos i think i'm the type of person who will definitely bear a grudge against those who provoked me. bottomline is, some adults CAN BE RUDE AS WELL. cos i realised that, some of 'em also didn't bother to apologise for the wrong accusation. i find it ridiculous. does being a adult give someone the right to condone his or her own wrongdoings?

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Jolene Chen
23 years old
12 September 1988
a temperamental person
likes tweety merchandise, chelsea fc & spicy food
will be very pissed off if people called me stupid & maligning me for things that i didn't do


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sis bro amer lihui yvonne mike rosenthal

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