Thursday, September 07, 2006 2:55 PM
juz found smth in the newpaper that i wan to share. smth that will make u ( not 100% gurantee ) laugh the stress away. and another section that is labelled as "he says, she says".1) Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady: What?!? I thought you said three males a day!2) Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: See how powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there actually be that's greater than this one?"3) Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But, mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.4) Father to son after exam: I want to know how you are getting on at school. Let me see your report card. Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.HE SAYS, SHE SAYS( WILL the battle of the sexes ever end? It looks like no one is willing to let go. )1) A husband is asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His reply: It depends, if I can find a phone.2) Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? Wife replies: Of course, honey. I stayed awake with all the others!3) Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. He replies: Thanks for the warning.4) A wife asks her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body? He looks at her from head to toe and replies: I like your sense of humour.5) Interviewer to millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A billionaire.
