Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:46 PM
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?A: They don't have the guts.Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?A: Dam!Q: What did the water say to the boat?A: Nothing. It just waved.Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?A: Odour in the court.Q: Where do the bees go to the bathroom?A: At the BP station.Q: Why did the tomato turn red?A: It saw the salad dressing.Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell station.Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?A: Milk and quackers.Q: Why is the letter G scary?A: It turns a host into a ghost.Q: What did the spider do on the computer?A: Made a website!Q: Why did the elephant eat the candle?A: He wanted a light snack!
